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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

dont-be-afraid-child:

I need to get drunk and forget.

I need to forget what I said when I was drunk

wh0viansherl0ckian:

rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen, omg.

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

Isaac: "Augustus Waters was a self-aggravating bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should have gotten more-"
Augustus: "Seventeen."
Isaac: "I'm assuming you've got some time, you interrupting bastard."
One time I slept for a full 21 hours, upon waking up I hear my family talking about how I need my Prince Charming to come kiss me awake, without thinking I came out & said "correction I'm waiting for my princess" everyone looked in shock. My cousin quickly took this opportunity, stood up & said "well at least I'm not the only gay one in the family." & that's the story of how my cousin & I came out to the family.
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jellys:

i think thats the best one

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 


whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

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whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

lachicaexplosiva:

princesspadackles:

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck


Pansy


Challenge accepted


Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally


Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP


this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom

I’M PART OF TE MANDOM

lachicaexplosiva:

princesspadackles:

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom

I’M PART OF TE MANDOM